My New Favorite Book With Neither A Princess Or A Pony

It just came out today. Be the first one on your block to own it!

Quite Sincerely Yours,
Patricia von Pleasantsquirrel

They Like Me, They Really Like Me

Three Silly Chicks is a blog done by three of the coolest children's book writers in the history of the planet. If I wasn't fictional I would so want to hang out with them every single day.

Their blog address is: www.threesillychicks.blogspot.com

Read it daily. By the way, here is what they wrote about me:

"Can we let you in on a little secret? We are worried about the mailman. We wonder if his memory is slipping. You see, we've been waiting for a long time now for a very special delivery--our crowns and invitations to be princesses in a distant land. We eagerly check the mail each day and bupkiss. So we were delighted to read about another Princess-in-Waiting (and waiting and waiting . . . ) named Patrica von Pleasantsquirrel.


Patricia is definitely a princess, but nobody seems to realize it. Her mother won't let her stay up late or have cake before dinner. Her brother is fussy and even her dog disappoints by not being a great white stallion. Really. It's simply too much for the royally-inclined to endure. So, Patricia flies off in her airplane to the land where the hippos are, because as she says, "If a silly boy with no social graces would be king with no effort at all, then imagine how easy it would be for me to find my princessdom!" Exactly!


Patricia finds her princessdom and loves it! Until she finds out about her 230 princessly duties. Who knew it could be such hard work being a princess! This sassy, fun book will be a hit with kids (and parents) who enjoy a bit of Sendak before bed and a bit of cake before dinner."

Quite Sincerely Yours,
Patricia von Pleasantsquirrel

Tim Geithner!

Girls, I was online today and I came across this guy. His name is Tim Geithner and while I have no idea what he is saying he is a dream boat. I shall follow his every move. He is my Geithner in shining armor.

Quite Sincerely,
Patricia von Pleasantsquirrel

67th

When I last checked amazon.com Patricia von Pleasantsquirrel was the 67th top selling book under the subject ROYALTY. See, I knew I was royalty. Time to party.


Also, did I mention Devaney Doak & Garrett (www.ddgbooks.com), one of the two greatest bookstores on earth picked my book one of the two greatest kids books of the week last week.

They went on like so:

"Patrica von Pleasantsquirrel relates the exploits of a young girl who feels that her destiny of being a princesses is not being well served by her subdued home life. Fired up by reading Maurice Sendak's Where The Wild Things Are Patricia packs her important things, such as her cardboard crown, her collection of Wedgwood china, and her two favorite jelly beans, and heads off in to the Land of the Hippos. The Hippos oblige her wish to be princess but Patricia soon discovers that it might be best to take some care as to getting what one wishes for. Proimos' story is filled with some can't miss ingredients for a good read aloud, such as tributes to classic books, goodhearted humor, and even a lighthearted moral."

Cool, no?

Quite Sincerely Yours,
Patricia von Pleasantsquirrel

A Prince In Boston

I saw this commercial on YouTube. Apparently there is a Prince who owns a spaghetti company in Boston. I must meet him. I will be sending his company an email pronto!

I'll keep you posted.

Quite Sincerely Yours,
Patricia von Pleasantsquirrel

www.cafepress.com/pvonp

Go to www.cafepress.com/pvonp and buy cool stuff. It all goes to an excellent cause. My pony fund. I need a pony, don't I?

Quite Sincerely Yours,
Patricia von Pleasantsquirrel

My Book

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Quite Sincerely Yours,
Patricia von Pleasantsquirrel